Hey you! Do you want to join the fastest-growing secret society in the country? Of course you do!

We’re always looking for new members! But before you can be initiated into our secret mysteries, you’ll have to share a secret mystery of your own. All we ask is that you can give a five to twenty minute long, mostly fact-based presentation on a subject that interests you. No topic is too small or strange. All we care is that you know your stuff, or are willing to do your research.

What do you get for being initated into the Ancient and Esoteric Order of the Jackalope? Well, how about:

• Access to our biweekly production newsletter
• An Ancient and Esoteric Order of the Jackalope t-shirt (which we haven’t printed yet, we’re working on it)
• A day’s supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat
• A coupon for a free hug
• The satisfaction of a job well done
• Validation of your intellectual superiority
• Plus, we will look deep in your soul and assign you a number based on the order in which you joined (which also comes with a forwarding e-mail address @order-of-the-jackalope.com)

(No, there’s no money it it yet. But if there ever is, we’ll find a way to compensate all of our contributors.)

What are you waiting for? The secret mysteries await! E-mail us at jackalope@order-of-the-jackalope.com to propose a topic today!