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Hey initiates, #13 here. In early October I took a three-day road trip around the great state of West Virginia, where I visited some sites that may be familiar to you from some of our previous episodes.

state historical marker at Grave Creek Mound, Moundsville, WV

First stop was Moundsville, home of the Grave Creek Mound (which you may remember from “Westward, Huss”). There’s a museum adjacent to the site, with all sorts of informative displays about the Adena culture and other pre-Columbian residents of the Ohio Valley, the potential significance of the Grave Creek Mound, and the (usually shameful) ways it was treated by colonists. There’s a small display on the Grave Creek Stone, which is thankfully extremely skeptical.

(The museum also has some interesting displays about local history and industry, including one on Marx Toys, maker of Rock’em Sock’em Robots and Big Wheels.)

The Grave Creek Mound, Moundsville, WV
the view of Moundsville, WV from the top of the Grave Creek Mound

The real attraction, of course, is the mound itself. Alas, you can’t go into it the way you could back in the 1800s but it’s still a rather impressive structure and you can walk right up to the top. The summit also happens to be the highest point in Moundsville, so you can get a great view of the city and the Ohio River. (And also the drab and imposing shell of the old West Virginia State Penitentiary next door.)

Mothman Statue in downtown Point Pleasant, WV

The next stop was Point Pleasant, where I took in all the obligatory Mothman stuff. The statue is neat enough, but the adjacent Mothman Museum is a let-down, basically just a gift shop attached to a small amount of memorabilia. If you didn’t know anything about the Mothman before your visit, you wouldn’t be any more enlightened afterwards.

obelisk commemorating the Battle of Point Pleasant at Tu-Endie-Wei State Park, Point Pleasant, WV

Fortunately right across the street from the Mothman statue is Tu-Endie-Wei State Park, the site of the only major engagement of Lord Dunmore’s War, the Battle of Point Pleasant (which you may remember from “He Whooped To See Them Burn”). There’s a lot to see there, including the grave of legendary frontierswoman “Mad” Anne Bailey, a big mural showing the statue in stages, statues of notable combatants in the style of little tin soldiers, and this rather impressive obelisk. There was some sort of historical reenactment going on during my visit… which I had just missed the end of. D’oh.

plaque commemorating the Battle of Point Pleasant at Tu-Endie-Wei State Park, Point Pleasant, WV

The plaque on the statue, though… yeesh. “The most important battle ever waged between the forces of civilization and of barbarism in America?” Might be time to consider replacing that plaque, West virginia.

a giant fiberglass hot dog outside Hillbilly Hotdogs in LeSage, WV

Okay, there’s nothing historic about this, but half of the fun of a road trip is doing things like eating (really good) chili dogs in a refurbished school bus in the shadow of a giant fiberglass chili dog. Did I mention that the chili dogs were delicious?

The Coal House in Williamson, WV

The next day was spent meandering along the southern border of the state and taking in its labor history and natural beauty. There were fewer sites with specific ties to episodes, but occasionally I would run into something like this, the Coal House in Williamson. The tie here is that barely visible statue at the very left — that’s Chief Logan, one of the Native Americans on the other side of Lord Dunmore’s war. For his bravery and integrity he has been commemorated in statue form… and condemned to stare across main street at a run-down parking garage.

log cabin in McKerr, KY that was the sight of the famous Election Fight and Hog Trial incidents from the Hatfield-McCoy feud
historical marker marking the location of the Pawpaw Tree Incident in the Hatfield-McCoy feud

Of course, this area of the country is also Hatfield and McCoy territory, and I kept stumbling across sites and historic markers and just had to check them out. (And before anyone pushes up their glasses to “Um, Actually” me, these sites are technically in Kentucky.)

The Mystery Hole in Eagle's Nest, WV

And of course, what’s a road trip without tourist traps? In this case, the Mystery Hole at Eagle’s Nest, near Anstead.

Welcome to Flatwoods sign at the border of Flatwoods, WV

Day three, of course, was the whole damn reason for the trip in the first place: a visit to Flatwoods, once a remote mountain town and now an easily accessible rest stop off of I-79. As you can tell, the residents are more than a little proud of their monster.

Flatwoods Monster chair near the Flatwoods Municipal Building
Flatwoods Monster chair near the athletic field
Flatwoods Monster chair along WV-4 near Sutton

Their primary concession to tourists are these “chairs” which they erected a few years ago, at locations throughout the town. They’re all just a little bit different: some are angry, some are friendly, some are more humanlike than others. The one at the high school athletic field has the high school logo on its chest. Apparently if you visit all five you can get a sticker. (I missed two — one was down a gravel road I didn’t feel like driving down, and the other looked like it was on private property and I didn’t want to trespass.)

Most of the area where the encounter took place is still private property, so I didn’t check it out.

The Flatwoods Monster Museum

Finally, down WV-4 in Sutton there’s the Flatwoods Monster Museum. It’s a lot like the Mothman Museum, but it has three things that give it a leg up on its Point Pleasant counterpart. First, it’s free. Second, it has a pressed penny machine. And third, the tee shirts and merch are a lot better.


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